If somebody comes into my room and finds a little pile of ash that once was me
This video is the culprit
I watched this whole fucking video. This whole fucking video. This fucking video is so important. Watch this fucking video.
awwwww, im dying. i want them all
Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.